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Blinders – NaBloPoMo Day 3

Posted on 3 November 2018 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

Sometimes I’m positive the dog has the right idea. Probably this is why people started keeping their domesticated animals in their houses with them; they ...

Everything Else Drawer

A list

Posted on 19 December 2014 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

Things #PrincessSassypants is afraid of: Leaves Certain kinds of paper The poop bag holder (that’s shaped like a bone) My skirt Little pieces of dust bunn...

Just for You/When There's Weather

What’s art got to do with it?

Posted on 5 May 2014 by cenobyte / 8 Comments

I was in Calgary recently.  You remember this from such classics as “I lost the King in Yellow” and “damn, that was a good Manhattan, even wit...

Just for You/Stories/True Stories

In Public, Sober.

Posted on 31 October 2012 by cenobyte / 8 Comments

One night, as I lay in bed…okay, actually, technically, I think it was one morning. But it was still dark. Because it’s frigging winter and the sun ...

Something or other but True/Stories/Style/True Stories

Drunlsweet

Posted on 28 September 2012 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

Yesterday morning, I had a PROCEDURE done. A medical PROCEDURE. The doctor came in to talk to me, asked what the problem is, and I told him. He asked, “do...

Children/education

Sage Words of Advice

Posted on 22 November 2011 by cenobyte / 10 Comments

“I really really wish that it wasn’t just expected that boys are supposed to ask girls out on a date. Because all of the guys I know are super shy a...

Something or other but True/True Stories

Naughty

Posted on 10 September 2011 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

His Nibs and I went to a Store yesterday for the purpose of purchasing a Bed. “Dear God, cenobyte,” you are thinking, “have you no BED!? How c...

Crackpot Theory/Something or other but True/When There's Weather

Bad Things, Good People

Posted on 25 May 2011 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

You want to know why Bad Things Happen to Good People? Because shit happens, that’s why. Because nothing is certain. Because people are animals. They are ...

Something or other but True/True Stories

Phantom Phixit

Posted on 18 May 2011 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

Often times, when Folks come over, we retire after the childrens are in bed, to the Loft. If you haven’t been to Chez Relaxo (shame on you), the Loft is a...

dreams

Bull sharks would be way more badass if they were bull heads on shark bodies. Or shark heads on bull bodies.

Posted on 18 January 2011 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

But they’re not. They’re just regular, run-of-the-mill sharks who’ve developed the ability to live in fresh water. Which is totally not so eff...

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