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Labour

Posted on 28 April 2021 by cenobyte / 7 Comments

There comes a point when a woman is labouring in childbirth when she says “I can’t do this”. Usually that’s a hallmark of what’s c...

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The Christmas Story

Posted on 24 December 2017 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

As told by Teyah T. Dog (aka “Bumblebutt”) Once there was a woman in a kitchen and the kitchen was far from the dogs’ resting place on the che...

Advice/Dogs/Four-legged Family/Rants/True Stories

Listen, Lady

Posted on 13 August 2016 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Listen, lady. I get that you’re super old and afraid of things like broken hips and air, but I was standing IN THE PARK, not on the sidewalk, with my dogs, who ...

Dogs/Family/Four-legged Family/Life with Me/True Stories

No phone, no pool, no pets

Posted on 20 July 2016 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

If you’ve been following along the Twitter feed, you’ll know we’ve been ousted from Chez Relaxo and have been wandering like thistles for a fe...

Dogs/True Stories

Bones in my pocket

Posted on 2 June 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

So I’m sitting on the chesterfield, having my tea and thinking how nice it would be to have a patio I could sit on to have my tea and do some writing of a...

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Why we can’t be friends when you’re in Hawaii

Posted on 23 February 2015 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

My cousin is in Hawaii right now, and I have vowed that she and I can NOT be friends until she is home. Now. She’s a professional photographer, so all of ...

Dogs/Just for You/Stories/True Stories

Storytelling Month – Dogs

Posted on 3 February 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

  To celebrate Storytelling Month, I’m going to tell you at least one story per week in  February. These are all true stories. You know how you somet...

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This old house is for sale. Lots of memories here, and she’s just waiting for her next family.
Finished roughing in some dwarfs.
This is the happiest lich.
The Gate and the Key; the devourer of worlds.
These #dogs really like carrots.
Someone is wondering if Dabby is ever going to come back inside the house. #PrincessSassypants #Dog #DogsOfInstagram #Dogstagram
This #dog is not at all pleased at her homemade haircut. I can’t wait until the pandemic is over so we can have our favourite groomer come and fix my many mistakes. #PrincessSassypants doesn’t even want to talk to me right now.
These dogs would really like some carrots.
BAH BAH BAH!
It’s very difficult to be. A dog. #Bumblebutt #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram
Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
Mama is happy.
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