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The Christmas Story

Posted on 24 December 2017 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

As told by Teyah T. Dog (aka “Bumblebutt”) Once there was a woman in a kitchen and the kitchen was far from the dogs’ resting place on the che...

Advice/Dogs/Four-legged Family/Rants/True Stories

Listen, Lady

Posted on 13 August 2016 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Listen, lady. I get that you’re super old and afraid of things like broken hips and air, but I was standing IN THE PARK, not on the sidewalk, with my dogs, who ...

Dogs/Family/Four-legged Family/Life with Me/True Stories

No phone, no pool, no pets

Posted on 20 July 2016 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

If you’ve been following along the Twitter feed, you’ll know we’ve been ousted from Chez Relaxo and have been wandering like thistles for a fe...

Dogs/True Stories

Bones in my pocket

Posted on 2 June 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

So I’m sitting on the chesterfield, having my tea and thinking how nice it would be to have a patio I could sit on to have my tea and do some writing of a...

Children/Dogs/Family/Four-legged Family/His Nibs/Just for You/The Captain/The Nipper

Why we can’t be friends when you’re in Hawaii

Posted on 23 February 2015 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

My cousin is in Hawaii right now, and I have vowed that she and I can NOT be friends until she is home. Now. She’s a professional photographer, so all of ...

Dogs/Just for You/Stories/True Stories

Storytelling Month – Dogs

Posted on 3 February 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

  To celebrate Storytelling Month, I’m going to tell you at least one story per week in  February. These are all true stories. You know how you somet...

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Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
Mama is happy.
Properly made on the left vs oven baked on the right. Mama’s hungry.
At #ChezRelaxo, when mama wants eggs benedict, mama does not fuck around.
Welp.
I suck at plating but I’m good at bread. #TeenToo #MonkeyBread
#TheNipper always requests monkey bread for his special treat days. This time it turned out really well. One of the little monkey rolls jumped off the top of the conglomeration and escaped into the oven so he got an earlyday treat.
Ready for topstitching!
A few of the COVID facial maxi pads/codpieces I made today. I have another half dozen still waiting for seams.
Gorgeous day today. Took a break from my work to take the winner of the 2020 #GoodestGirl #Doglections for a stroll. Here she is reminding me she has a heart condition and really doesn’t need to go for walks.
You guys.
I forget the character’s name, but this is one of the Critical Role minis I painted for a friend’s set.
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