Dinosaurs, Spider Legs, and Trains

“You should eat your soup, Pooky.”
“I don’t like it, Mama. It’s yukky.”
“Well, you’ll not get any cake if you don’t eat your soup.”
“Oh. Okay.”
*eat* *eat* *eat*
“Hey, Pooky?”
“Yes, Mama?”
“I put extra spider legs in the soup tonight.”
“…oh.” [turns to Auntie Missus Smarty Pants] “Maybe that’s why I don’t like it, then.” [makes scrinchy-up face] “I’m not fond of spider legs.”

“WOW! What’s that on your cake, The Nipper?”
“It’s a dinosaur!”
“What kind of dinosaur is it?”
“A TASTY dinosaur! That’s what kind!”

“Uh-oh.”
“What’s wrong, Pooky?”
“We-eelllll….it’s just that…[clicks tongue]…I…don’t know how to make this train go.”
“Oh. You have to give it to Daddy.”
“I do?”
“Yes. Because he has the magic screwdriver that opens it up so we can shove a new battery in its innards.”
“Ohhhhh.”
“Or, you could just push it on the track, like this.”
“Ohhhhh. That’s fun, too!”

It was a good birthday party.

  5 comments for “Dinosaurs, Spider Legs, and Trains

  1. Parmeisan
    2 February 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Dirty socks and vinegar, that was my mom’s favourite.

  2. Silent Winged Coyote
    2 February 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Give the Nipper a birthday hug from us Coyote critter clan folks.I remember when I made dinner out of Elephant scabs, monkey poop, and gopher guts for the Little Bear. Now I do it for the Little Bird!

  3. Smarty Pants
    2 February 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Even Pants the Younger had a good time pulling your house apart. And the soup was, in fact, delicious. May I ask what kind of spider you used?

  4. Smarty Pants
    2 February 2010 at 1:25 pm

    So when do the Spidey super powers kick in?

  5. cenobyte
    2 February 2010 at 1:25 pm

    I believe it was a variety. Funnel Weavers, Jewel Spiders, and the odd Harvestman.

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