You know, I thought that we had something good going here. I thought we really grokked each other. Sure, we don’t have some of the same friends, but we have some of the same interests, and there was always a judge show you and I could do together. WE HAD A GOOD THING.
But now….but now, I just…I don’t know what to say. How could you DO this to me? How could you do me like this? Television? I TRUSTED YOU. I BELIEVED IN YOU. I…..I…I loved you.
You could have just told me that you wanted to end things, or that our relationship was changing or that, I don’t know, you weren’t comfortable anymore. Why’d you have to go and do that to me?
You know I watch that programme. And you had to go and have seventy clowns in the opening sequence? Of COURSE a clown killed people. THAT IS WHAT CLOWNS DO. So.
I expected more, television. At least, I expected you to lie to me. But this? This is unacceptible. You suck.