It wasn’t until I’d sat down in the car that I realised why the woman at the store had been avoiding eye contact like the plague.
These were the products I purchased:
liquid skin
massage oil
flavoured K-Y
candles
6 250-mL bottles of water
handheld vibrating ‘massager’
bandaids
A5-35 Hot Patches
Tiger Balm (white hot)
Hard Wax Home Brazilian kit
Epsom Salts
Dark Chocolate
cigarettes*
Note: I was at the drugstore, not the sex store.
*And the best part was, not all of this was for me!
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… I was about to ask.
It’s probably best not to. The woman at the check-out was very snarky. She’s probably sexually repressed.
I’m having some…difficulty…with the words “Big Troy” and “Brazilian Wax” in such close proximity…(love you, man)
I knew you’d given up the evil cigarettes.WV = favers
* It was for… Big Troy?
Oh.And gargle. I also bought mouthwash/gargle. Antiseptic.
A guy came into my store and bought a hacksaw, a hatchet, 200 feet of rope, and a tarp. I looked him in the eye and said ‘You’re not going to end up on the news using this stuff will you?’ He laughed, ‘I’m pulling down a tree and stripping it down.’Hilarious.
Where can you still buy smokes at a pharmacy? Was found to be a conflict of interests in Ontario like 15 years ago.
Ah, anywhere west of Ontario (or east of Ontario, I think), you can still buy cigarettes at Shopper’s Drug Mart.
i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.