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Political Revelation

You know, it’s becoming more and more difficult for me to dislike the current government. Because sometimes, they really do the right thing. Sure, their particularly conservative bent makes me nervous. But even then, in the meetings I’ve had with their administrators and their Ministers, I certainly feel like I’m being heard.

Just please, please, SaskParty, don’t pull a Grant Devine. This province can’t handle being bent over a sawhorse again. Not when we’re just about ready to finally be financially stable enough to leave home. It’s bad enough that we’ve had to live in Mum’s house all these years (although she’s been happy to make us lasagna every Sunday)…but geez. At some point, it’d be nice to have a date, you know?

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  1. Silent Winged Coyote Avatar
    Silent Winged Coyote

    To help you all deal with your fears of the Sask Party, and these behaviours they have that appear to be out of character, I will supply you with the backroom meeting that resulted in the paid settlement these women recieved.(Imagine if you will, several MLAs, with one woman in the mix…)MLA 1: Oh geez, we’re going to get such bad publicity over this. Some people are saying that we basically agreed that this guy should be able to rape those women!MLA 2: But we settled it! He got a convinction, we fired him what more do those crazy bitches want?MLA 3: Oh all women are like that, never satisfied until they’ve spent all the money isn’t that right toots! *slaps the ass of the female MLA*Female MLA: Oh you! *giggle*MLA 1: Would you two knock it off! I’m pretty sure half of the voters are women, and if we lose the chick vote there is no way we’ll be able to get re-elected and sell off the crowns!MLA 3: Yeah… and the chick vote tends to led the fag vote, and we’re on the outs with them ass is cuz of Brad. It’d be nice to get those fags voting for us.MLA 2: (Said with more passion that should be used) Oh yeah, we need the gays.(All in the room stare at him and an uneasy silence blankets the room)MLA 2: Uh… fuckin’ fags!(Tension is immediately eased)MLA 1: But what do we do? Should we maybe pay them off?MLA 3: Works for my wife. And my mistress! *guffaws out a laugh that only the fat and rich seem to be able to make*MLA 2: Well a payout might work, as long as it isn’t so much the tax payers take offense, but enough to appease the women.MLA 1: How much then? Also, you toots, could you write an apology, you broads are good at that.Female MLA: Oh you! *giggle*MLA 2: Why not say, twenty five grand?MLA 3: That’s nothing, I spent that much on hookers when I went on that Asian trade mission!MLA 1: No no, that’s good, that’s good. They were making more than that as government employees, but since they all quit because of the abuse, they’ve gotta be sick of working for minimum wage by now!MLA 2: Yeah that’s the perfect sum, and it only costs us 200 grand then to fix this problem.MLA 3: Wish I could fix all the problems around here with two hundred grand. Fuckin’ fags!(This little bit of surreal theater brought to you by the letters S and P, which can be read as PC.)

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  2. melistress Avatar
    melistress

    This is totally making me paranoid. I have never trusted them and yet they keep doing all these good things…When is the ball going to drop, that’s what I’d like to know. I venture to guess it will be around the time that I finally begin to trust them.

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  3. Silent Winged Coyote Avatar
    Silent Winged Coyote

    Did it help you with your conflicting emotions about the Sask Party? Did you have a moment of catharsis that allowed you to release the negative emotional tension and move forward? And yeah it’s a misrepresentation. The Sask Party spends WAY more than 25K on asian hookers. :)(BTW my word verification is shilit. Hehehehe)

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  4. cenobyte Avatar
    cenobyte

    [snort]“The chick vote leads the fag vote”That line **made my day**. I think you’ve *utterly* misrepresented the SaskParty and/or the NDP, but either way, this little dialogue is pretty funny.

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