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Remembery

Posted on 23 March 2018 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

Do you remember the time you took me with you to your sister’s wedding? It was in small town somewhere and I was jonesing for a cig but no place was open ...

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Shelf this.

Posted on 29 November 2015 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

So here’s the thing. Nigh on about this time of year, I start seeing all this crap about ‘elf on a shelf’. The basic premise is that thereR...

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Jargon is the death knell of business planning

Posted on 24 November 2015 by cenobyte / 11 Comments

Allow me this one small dalliance into negativity. It won’t take long, and it’s about jargon. In this case, it’s specifically about business/f...

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Be Careful What You Don’t Ask For

Posted on 25 March 2015 by cenobyte / 11 Comments

Not even three full years after enacting moderately sexist “Frat House Legislation“, Premier Brad Wall announced that his government had “reve...

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Why a Communications Strategy is imperative

Posted on 30 September 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

Man, that sounds boring. Bear with me, okay? Whether you are running a business, employed as a writer or PR or communications staff, or whether you’re run...

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No Public Telephone

Posted on 26 May 2014 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

My Internets died today. And then my phones died. And the only way I knew my phone died was when #HisNibs texted me to ask why nobody was answering the phone. A...

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Erosion

Posted on 28 April 2014 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

The dude on the news was talking about a recent study that seems to say that people with University degrees are earning less than people with high school degree...

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Competition?

Posted on 12 April 2014 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Hi cenobyte, How have you been? I understand you only wanted to communicate to your previous consultant but I am emailing you now check on the update for your b...

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Cherie from the vanity press called today

Posted on 11 April 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

I received correspondence today from the vanity press that keeps contacting me. You remember this from such escapades as Nathan’s going to publish my mani...

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NATHAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

Posted on 3 April 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

In January, I was contacted by Ex Libris, a vanity press that uses extremely aggressive marketing techniques to bilk writers out of their hard-earned income. I ...

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Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
Mama is happy.
Properly made on the left vs oven baked on the right. Mama’s hungry.
At #ChezRelaxo, when mama wants eggs benedict, mama does not fuck around.
Welp.
I suck at plating but I’m good at bread. #TeenToo #MonkeyBread
#TheNipper always requests monkey bread for his special treat days. This time it turned out really well. One of the little monkey rolls jumped off the top of the conglomeration and escaped into the oven so he got an earlyday treat.
Ready for topstitching!
A few of the COVID facial maxi pads/codpieces I made today. I have another half dozen still waiting for seams.
Gorgeous day today. Took a break from my work to take the winner of the 2020 #GoodestGirl #Doglections for a stroll. Here she is reminding me she has a heart condition and really doesn’t need to go for walks.
You guys.
I forget the character’s name, but this is one of the Critical Role minis I painted for a friend’s set.
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