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Who puts the ‘D’ in….”Dystopia”?

Posted on 18 May 2022 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

Okay first, right off the hop, let me just say that yes, like a twelve-year-old, I have been snickering at the question “who puts the ‘D’ in &...

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Why a Communications Strategy is imperative

Posted on 30 September 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

Man, that sounds boring. Bear with me, okay? Whether you are running a business, employed as a writer or PR or communications staff, or whether you’re run...

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Competition?

Posted on 12 April 2014 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Hi cenobyte, How have you been? I understand you only wanted to communicate to your previous consultant but I am emailing you now check on the update for your b...

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Cherie from the vanity press called today

Posted on 11 April 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

I received correspondence today from the vanity press that keeps contacting me. You remember this from such escapades as Nathan’s going to publish my mani...

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NATHAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

Posted on 3 April 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

In January, I was contacted by Ex Libris, a vanity press that uses extremely aggressive marketing techniques to bilk writers out of their hard-earned income. I ...

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Dear Nathan – IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Posted on 30 January 2014 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

I got a phone message from Nathan! (The ‘consultant’ Ex Libris has assigned to my book.) It was the same voice mail that he’s left the past th...

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Dear Nathan – Editors

Posted on 24 January 2014 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

Dear Nathan, I was thinking about who you should get to edit my manifesto. I mean manuscript. My eleventh grade English teacher came to mind, but after she was ...

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Dear Nathan

Posted on 23 January 2014 by cenobyte / 10 Comments

A few years ago, I decided to engage in some corporate espionage. I work in the field of book publishing, and I had been hearing rather a lot about vanity press...

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You’re out of control

Posted on 8 September 2013 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

I wasn’t going to say anything about this. I’ve been trying to decrease the number of negative things I put out there into the megaverse, but I thin...

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Protected: Medical Records Rant: Update

Posted on 8 July 2013 by cenobyte

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