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The Kids are Alright

Posted on 7 April 2022 by cenobyte / 8 Comments

It started out fairly inocuously; Kid the Younger and their paramour, a few friends we haven’t seen in a while, and a few of KtY & P’s friends j...

Children/education/Family/High School/Life with Me/Remembery/Stories/Teenagers/The Captain/The Nipper/True Stories

Back to Back to School

Posted on 12 September 2018 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

A Story of Parenting, Told in School Supplies Kindergarten, First Child: I purchased these school supplies over a year ago, have been awake since Friday labelli...

Advice/Equality/Just Wrong/Life with Me/Women

NEKKIT

Posted on 11 March 2016 by cenobyte / 12 Comments

I have to start this out with a story about self-confidence. A couple of years ago, when I first started going to the gym, I was showering after my workout at a...

Bad Mojo/Children/Christmas/Commercialism/Just Wrong/piss in your eye/Rants

Shelf this.

Posted on 29 November 2015 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

So here’s the thing. Nigh on about this time of year, I start seeing all this crap about ‘elf on a shelf’. The basic premise is that thereR...

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Treat. Seriously. Treat.

Posted on 31 October 2015 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

He organised his own Hallowe’en party – invited a few friends over this afternoon, and by the time they’d gone mumming, there were 20 kids and...

Advice/Dress code/Gender equality

Eyewear, pocketbook, wristwatch

Posted on 15 May 2015 by cenobyte / 3 Comments

Before we get too far into this, I want you to go here and listen to The Faint’s Dress Code. Especially you, Meatbum. I’ll wait. I think it’s ...

Children/Family/The Captain/The Nipper

Growing Pains

Posted on 7 April 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

We talk a lot about milestones, when we have kids. Milestones and rites of passage. By 18 months, your baby should be able to… Baby’s first tooth, b...

Da/Family/Friends/Just for You/Remembery/Stories/True Stories

Three Stories

Posted on 13 March 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

A Story About Crows for @lizzers_ Once Upon a Time, I lived far north of here in a “ranch-style bungalow” on a hill in a city bound by a river. The ...

Remembery/Something or other but True/Stories/True Stories

Storytelling Month – The Basement

Posted on 27 February 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

To celebrate Storytelling Month, I’m going to tell you at least one story per week in  February. These are all true stories. I don’t think I’ve ever...

Children/Dogs/Family/Four-legged Family/His Nibs/Just for You/The Captain/The Nipper

Why we can’t be friends when you’re in Hawaii

Posted on 23 February 2015 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

My cousin is in Hawaii right now, and I have vowed that she and I can NOT be friends until she is home. Now. She’s a professional photographer, so all of ...

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This old house is for sale. Lots of memories here, and she’s just waiting for her next family.
Finished roughing in some dwarfs.
This is the happiest lich.
The Gate and the Key; the devourer of worlds.
These #dogs really like carrots.
Someone is wondering if Dabby is ever going to come back inside the house. #PrincessSassypants #Dog #DogsOfInstagram #Dogstagram
This #dog is not at all pleased at her homemade haircut. I can’t wait until the pandemic is over so we can have our favourite groomer come and fix my many mistakes. #PrincessSassypants doesn’t even want to talk to me right now.
These dogs would really like some carrots.
BAH BAH BAH!
It’s very difficult to be. A dog. #Bumblebutt #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram
Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
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