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Category: Everything Else Drawer

  • A New Dawn

    A New Dawn

    Should humanity continue?

  • Epiphany

    Epiphany

    How many of the “do your research” blowhards figure they’re clever because a mobile device game told them their IQ is over 140 because they can free Santa from a rock slide by matching gems? This is somehow so much worse than “my mom thinks I’m cool”.

  • Mortification

    Here is a list of the times I’ve been mortified; these live rent-free in my head and sometimes I wake up thinking about them: This is not an exhaustive list.

  • Karaoke and Grief

    Karaoke and Grief

    Here’s the thing: I don’t remember how it came about but we were at a football game and in one end zone there was a stage. Supposedly for the half time show, because it would be irresponsible to just leave a whole stage in the end zone during play. Irresponsible. It was a lovely summer…

  • Feast

    I dreamed a dream of a place I’ve dreamed before. A small house on the riverbank, the street-facing portion obscured by what once was a barn and now looked to be a shop. In the Before-dream this then-barn was a labyrinth of pipes and steam and ruddy, greasy water puddles. Angle iron stairs and painted-over…

  • Please no

    They let me write another thing: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/worst-christmas-gifts-1.4917150