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This is how much

Stop me if you’ve heard this one:

It’s fair, I suppose, for you to be cross with me. It’s fair because it’s not fair that the best family in the world is mine. I’m sorry; it’s not something I planned. In fact, I’m not entirely sure how it happened. It’s pretty easy to understand how the kids got to be so awesome. I mean, seriously. I cock.

But this is the thing, and I’m’a warn you here that there’s some pretty mooshy stuff coming up…the thing is His Nibs.

So the deadly handsome guy in that photo is His Nibs. He’s pretty amazing. In fact, he’s *completely* amazing. Rumour has it that cenobyte is in love with him. Don’t tell his wife.

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5 responses to “This is how much”

  1. melistress Avatar
    melistress

    You guys are awesome.

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  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    That is an awesome photo!

    – Jim

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  3. der kaptin Avatar
    der kaptin

    Oh dear. I was about to state the obvious corollary — there’s also nothing like the love of a good man to bring out the best in a woman. And then I realized — how heterosexist! So I guess the truth is that there’s nothing like the love of a good soulmate to bring out the best in a person.

    Happy birthday Cenobyte. Rock the world, some more.

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  4. Der Kaptin Avatar
    Der Kaptin

    There’s nothing like the love of a good woman to bring out the best in a man. Lucky couple, your fire could set the (hearts of the) world ablaze.

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  5. Cori Avatar
    Cori

    I suppose that if you have to be with someone who isn’t, say, me, His Nibs is a fine and worthy specimen of manhood.

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