Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
It’s fair, I suppose, for you to be cross with me. It’s fair because it’s not fair that the best family in the world is mine. I’m sorry; it’s not something I planned. In fact, I’m not entirely sure how it happened. It’s pretty easy to understand how the kids got to be so awesome. I mean, seriously. I cock.
But this is the thing, and I’m’a warn you here that there’s some pretty mooshy stuff coming up…the thing is His Nibs.
So the deadly handsome guy in that photo is His Nibs. He’s pretty amazing. In fact, he’s *completely* amazing. Rumour has it that cenobyte is in love with him. Don’t tell his wife.