cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.


  1. And now, I have “He was trying to charge $22 for it, but I got him down to $17” and “detachable peeeeniiiiis” going through my head, and likely will through my midterm. Excellent.

  2. “Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys. Always should be someone you really love, I guess”

    You had me just absolutely roaring with laughter during this post. Awewome and I particuarly like the above quote. It fits so nicely.

  3. Your best response to people who mix letters and numbers and try to pretend they are words is often an AK47. Or, you could choose an M4 if you are in a less continental mood. ‘Nuff said.


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