Have decided to forego many pronouns. Also, articles. Not sure why am so enamoured with idea. Perhaps choppy sentences appeal. Perhaps to more than only cenobyte. Feel like Mr. Miyagi.
Was told shouted into microphone during hockey tournament yesterday.
Do not feel bad.
Perhaps am evil. Perhaps simply do not care if shouting annoyed.
Either way, currently sound like zen master.
or maybe kung fu.
Actually, this style mostly reminds me of Bridget Jones.
This is either a telegram or a note from Rorschach. Possibly a telegram from Rorschach.
…and then he got a little further back in blog-time and saw this might not be an altogether brilliant analysis.