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No match(maker)

Posted on 14 July 2015 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Dear effbook: I know we don’t know each other very well. I mean. You hardly notice me except when you want to force me to shut down my primary account sho...

Just for You/Letters

Be Strong

Posted on 14 September 2012 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

Dear Princess Kate Middleton: Let me open this missive by saying I don’t actually give much of a rat’s arse about the social and class structure to ...

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Politically Incorrect

Posted on 20 July 2010 by cenobyte / 11 Comments

Dear Broadcasters: If the reason every new mother you show on your programmes about having babies is not nursing is that you’re worried that the right-win...

Bad Mojo/Letters

An Epistle

Posted on 8 April 2010 by cenobyte / 9 Comments

Dear Poop Pope: Hi. You don’t know me, and you don’t consider me big-cee Catholic (because you don’t recognise any of the five catholic church...

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I think we're breaking up

Posted on 9 December 2009 by cenobyte / 2 Comments

Dear Database: You and I have had our differences in the past, and I swear to God, I have done everything I can to try and understand you. I know that you had a...

Letters

Doofus and the Crosseyed Wench

Posted on 20 November 2009 by cenobyte / 1 Comment

Dear little wee people living inside my television: It must be very difficult for you living in there; you have to have specially-made tiny furniture and cars a...

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Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
Mama is happy.
Properly made on the left vs oven baked on the right. Mama’s hungry.
At #ChezRelaxo, when mama wants eggs benedict, mama does not fuck around.
Welp.
I suck at plating but I’m good at bread. #TeenToo #MonkeyBread
#TheNipper always requests monkey bread for his special treat days. This time it turned out really well. One of the little monkey rolls jumped off the top of the conglomeration and escaped into the oven so he got an earlyday treat.
Ready for topstitching!
A few of the COVID facial maxi pads/codpieces I made today. I have another half dozen still waiting for seams.
Gorgeous day today. Took a break from my work to take the winner of the 2020 #GoodestGirl #Doglections for a stroll. Here she is reminding me she has a heart condition and really doesn’t need to go for walks.
You guys.
I forget the character’s name, but this is one of the Critical Role minis I painted for a friend’s set.
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