No match(maker)
Dear effbook: I know we don’t know each other very well. I mean. You hardly notice me except when you want to force me to shut down my primary account sho...
Category: Letters
Be Strong
Dear Princess Kate Middleton: Let me open this missive by saying I don’t actually give much of a rat’s arse about the social and class structure to ...
Politically Incorrect
Dear Broadcasters: If the reason every new mother you show on your programmes about having babies is not nursing is that you’re worried that the right-win...
An Epistle
Dear Poop Pope: Hi. You don’t know me, and you don’t consider me big-cee Catholic (because you don’t recognise any of the five catholic church...
I think we're breaking up
Dear Database: You and I have had our differences in the past, and I swear to God, I have done everything I can to try and understand you. I know that you had a...
Doofus and the Crosseyed Wench
Dear little wee people living inside my television: It must be very difficult for you living in there; you have to have specially-made tiny furniture and cars a...