Category: CFL

  • And they shall call him

    LINEBACKER (Actually, I’ve no idea what position he’ll play.) Normally, I don’t put photos of my chicklets on the intarweebs. Because I’m paranoid and whatnot. But SRSLY U GAIZ. SRSLY. Is this not the cutest football player you have ever seen EVAR? You know what? Don’t even answer that. I already know the answer. P.S.…

  • CFL Coaches: A Pictoral Essay

    Well. Here we are. Only two coaches left. The most difficult, and the easiest. First, let me just say that I haven’t an appropriate photograph for the first coach (who is, coincidentally, the most difficult coach to find a celebrity lookalike for). The Montreal Alouettes are an excellent team, and have earned every inch of…

  • CFL Coaches: A Pictoral Essay

    Today, you get a special two-coach deal. Why? Because tomorrow is the Grey Cup, and I’m saving my very, very favourite CFL Coach look-alike for tomorrow. The Hamilton Tiger Cats (otherwise known as the Ti-Cats) have a long and proud football tradition. Which includes losing to the Saskatchewan Roughriders, except on those occasions when we…

  • CFL Coaches: A Pictoral Essay

    I hope you are enjoying the pictoral essay of How To Identify CFL coaches. It’s like a trapping/hunting/survivalist animal identification course, but it has less spoor.Yesterday, we learned to spot subtle differences between Yankee actors and CFL coaches, and we also learned that Saskatchewan Roughriders head coach Ken Miller used to be a CBC children’s…

  • CFL Coaches: A Pictoral Essay

    I want to make it clear that I am not forgetting anyone in this pictoral essay of the CFL. There is method to my madness, you see, and I am leaving the very best CFL coach-a-like until last, so you can enjoy it on Grey Cup Sunday. Yesterday, we learned how to recognise the Head…

  • CFL Coaches: A Pictoral Essay

    The second in the pictoral essay of CFL coaches is brought to you today by the number 7 and by the letter Q. No, there are no muppets in this webisode. Okay, well, there are muppets in *everything* cenobyte does, at the very least, in spirit. In fact, when Jim Henson died, my best friend…