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Just Another Happy Plant

Posted on 15 June 2016 by cenobyte / 6 Comments

Okay so there’s this plant in my office. I don’t know what it’s called (maybe some kind of hoya “wax plant” or something), but it&...

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Treat. Seriously. Treat.

Posted on 31 October 2015 by cenobyte / 0 Comment

He organised his own Hallowe’en party – invited a few friends over this afternoon, and by the time they’d gone mumming, there were 20 kids and...

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This may be the best thing I have ever written 

Posted on 27 June 2015 by cenobyte / 4 Comments

I found this little gem on my Twitter feed via timehop. Part of me wishes it were fiction.                ...

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It’s very difficult to be. A dog. #Bumblebutt #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram
Oiling the floor is one of my favourite spring is coming things to do. GLOW FLOOR!!
He just stepped out to check the vehicles. This dog is despondent. #PrincessSassypants
Then some bread happened.
I am related to a professional flower farmer who’s also a super talented photographer who really gets how to use this platform for marketing.
I have the best friends who surprise me with the sweetest gifts.
Someone in the house is not sharing.
Someone in the house has bacon.
Someone in the house has brunch. #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram
#ButtsNNolts no. #NuttinBolts no. #NotAButt no. #BoltaNutt
Mama is happy.
Properly made on the left vs oven baked on the right. Mama’s hungry.
At #ChezRelaxo, when mama wants eggs benedict, mama does not fuck around.
Welp.
I suck at plating but I’m good at bread. #TeenToo #MonkeyBread
#TheNipper always requests monkey bread for his special treat days. This time it turned out really well. One of the little monkey rolls jumped off the top of the conglomeration and escaped into the oven so he got an earlyday treat.
Ready for topstitching!
A few of the COVID facial maxi pads/codpieces I made today. I have another half dozen still waiting for seams.
Gorgeous day today. Took a break from my work to take the winner of the 2020 #GoodestGirl #Doglections for a stroll. Here she is reminding me she has a heart condition and really doesn’t need to go for walks.
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