His Nibs: “I thought you said we could only have one book each.”
Me: “I’m picking one out for the cat.”
his Nibs: “The cat has no thumbs.” (note HN did not say ‘the cat cannot read’.)
The Captain: “Hey. I thought you said we could only get one book each.”
Me: “this is only one book.”
The Nipper: “that’s three books.”
Me: “It’s one. I’m counting in base three.”
His Nibs: “*sigh* apparently I do not count as a responsible adult to take you shopping.”
Me: “*I* think you’re lovely.”
The Captain: “Oh My Goodness. I’m leaving.”
i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.