A gift

I made something for you.

I’m a little nervous about it, because I’m not good at these sorts of things. Not like Schmutzie is. She’s *very* good at it.

But I made this for you nonetheless.

Um. You can put it places, like, in places you want to put it…I mean, not *there*…well, okay, I guess you *could* put it there. If you REALLY wanted to…

Anyway. Here it is:

You can, like, resize it and stuff. I was going to put “cenobyte says I cock”, but I thought it’d be better if we kept it a secret. You know, just between you and me.

So. Yeah. I made that for you.

I hope you enjoy it.

UPDATE: Apparently, the image doesn’t show up *at all* in Internet Sexplorer. Which is just marvy. What a great piece of software THAT is. So yeah, if you’re still using IE, you should probably stop. It’s the technological equivalent of wearing clear vinyl clothing and being surprised when anyone comments on your junk. If you *insist* on wearing that vinyl suit, you can go here and get your cock badge. Note: it STILL doesn’t show up in IE. Like, even the jaypeg. That’s effing retarded.

cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.


  1. You made me a little red x?! AWESOME! Seriously, I can’t see the picture. And I really really want to!

  2. Well what the deuce.*I* can see it just fine. On about three different browsers. Hrm.What *else* can’t you see, I wonder.

  3. Ohhhhh. All you folk using the Very Newest Internet Sexplorer are hooped. I’ll see if I can fixy it. Weird. It worked yesterday.

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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