A gift

I made something for you.

I’m a little nervous about it, because I’m not good at these sorts of things. Not like Schmutzie is. She’s *very* good at it.

But I made this for you nonetheless.

Um. You can put it places, like, in places you want to put it…I mean, not *there*…well, okay, I guess you *could* put it there. If you REALLY wanted to…

Anyway. Here it is:

You can, like, resize it and stuff. I was going to put “cenobyte says I cock”, but I thought it’d be better if we kept it a secret. You know, just between you and me.

So. Yeah. I made that for you.

I hope you enjoy it.

UPDATE: Apparently, the image doesn’t show up *at all* in Internet Sexplorer. Which is just marvy. What a great piece of software THAT is. So yeah, if you’re still using IE, you should probably stop. It’s the technological equivalent of wearing clear vinyl clothing and being surprised when anyone comments on your junk. If you *insist* on wearing that vinyl suit, you can go here and get your cock badge. Note: it STILL doesn’t show up in IE. Like, even the jaypeg. That’s effing retarded.






8 responses to “A gift”

  1. cenobyte Avatar

    What the poop?Hrm. Well, it’s just a jaypeg…Anyone else? Anyone?

  2. melistress Avatar

    You made me a little red x?! AWESOME! Seriously, I can’t see the picture. And I really really want to!

  3. cenobyte Avatar

    Well what the deuce.*I* can see it just fine. On about three different browsers. Hrm.What *else* can’t you see, I wonder.

  4. Silent Winged Coyote Avatar
    Silent Winged Coyote

    Yeah I gots no cock badge showin’.

  5. BPM-IV Avatar

    No, YOU Cock, Cenobyte!

  6. Parmeisan Avatar

    We don’t support no IE here. (The gift is awesome, Ceno!)

  7. cenobyte Avatar

    Ohhhhh. All you folk using the Very Newest Internet Sexplorer are hooped. I’ll see if I can fixy it. Weird. It worked yesterday.

  8. Schmutzie Avatar

    You so cock!

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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