You don’t want to be around me at the moment.
I had a tuna pita for lunch, and…well…tuna makes me gassy. WHOOf.
Anyhow, I just wanted to ask you a question:
Why the hell is “cowboy handshake” the number two search that gets people to the centre of the universe? Has Yours Truly *ever* talked about “the cowboy handshake”? What the eff *is* a cowboy handshake, exactly? Most of the cowboys I know never wanted to touch anybody. And if they did, it was for as little time as possible. They nodded and sometimes touched their hats if they *really* liked you.
But yeah, the only time those cowboys shook hands is if they were at someone’s funeral. And then it was this grand, slappy, “I can choke a heifer with my pinky” thing.
You’ll find nothing about cowboy handshakes here, weirdos.
Okay, well, NOW you will.