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- [cotu] Your smile: I pulled back the curtain, but I don’t know what I expected to see. Nothing, I suppose. But s... http://t.co/EN1PoFtm 6 hours ago
- Ghosts, ghosts, and more ghosts. All in visitation, all striking poses. Yes, like on the cover of a magazine. 16 hours ago
- You wouldn't believe what the goddamned full moon does to this chick. 16 hours ago
- The Nipper: "My pants aren't working". 23 hours ago
- Okay, news types. Madonna neither sang nor danced "all night". She lip-synced and bounced for about fifteen minutes. 1 day ago
Pope Batman
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 3 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 3 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 22 hours ago
- @joel_sopp @jantafrench @davedeibert tell that to Green Lantern. He says Yellow objects are evil... 1 day ago
- What's a nice way of saying "Get the fuck over it"? #Aquamanispouting 3 days ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 3 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 5 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 5 days ago
Tag Archives: sports
Would you like to buy a used toupée?
Look, I don’t mind spending money on my kids’ extracurricular activities. We shell out an awful lot of money for hockey every year, and we don’t begrudge what we spend, as long as The Captain enjoys himself, learns about the … Continue reading
