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twats
- Yes. It takes at least a day. 1 hour ago
- "Does it take much time to learn the 'wayofthevampire'?" 1 hour ago
- Twitter, ALWAYS take my advice. 1 hour ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 6 days ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 3 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 3 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 1 month ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Tag Archives: Rants
I don’t have the patience for this BS.
**cenobyte hereby warns you that what follows will most likely contain offensive language** What the fuck is wrong with being anti-war? Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with it? What is *wrong* with thinking it is WRONG to hurt one … Continue reading
I have been forcibly ungruntled.
Yours Truly discovered Tuesday, quite by accident, that her favourite (and only) family doctor is closing up shop to take on a new career in surgery. This is fabulous news for him, and poopifying news for Yours Truly. Our family … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants
Tagged health care, piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
10 Comments
to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
15 Comments
Sensitivity Training
Every year, hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent in elementary, middle, and high schools, for specialists to try to teach children to be better humans. School is more than just learning your multiplication tables and parts of speech (and … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, When There's Weather
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
26 Comments
Yet Another Thing
Okay, so I think the real problem here is that Yours Truly has been watching daytime television. This is a Bad Plan. Because you know what? I think I’m beginning to understand something. And that something is that most of … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, When There's Weather
Tagged Advice, breaks my heart, Just Wrong, Rants
10 Comments
Would you like to buy a used toupée?
Look, I don’t mind spending money on my kids’ extracurricular activities. We shell out an awful lot of money for hockey every year, and we don’t begrudge what we spend, as long as The Captain enjoys himself, learns about the … Continue reading
But, you see, that’s not the point
Recently, a few of the folks on whose eff-lists Yours Truly may appear on the effbook have indicated their affinity for groups like: “If I have to take a drug test to qualify for a job, you should have to … Continue reading
NOW I get it
About ten years ago, I was offered a freelance contract writing an ‘advice column’ for a men’s magazine. I turned down the offer because a) they weren’t paying well; and b) I wasn’t sure they’d appreciate the kind of ‘advice’ … Continue reading
http://www.tera.ca
Imagine my surprise (and shame at not having known this before) to have learned that courts in Canada have been overturning decisions in which women have been charged with public indecency for being topless, since 1996! The website mentioned up … Continue reading
And now, intolerance!
On the cusp of hearing the very good news about gay marriage being permitted in California, I read this article about severe douche baggery perpetrated by morons. Far be it for someone from the state of Florida to do something … Continue reading
