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- True or False, y'all: Chez Relaxo is magic. 57 minutes ago
- Screw Grapes. Albert the Hologram is the best dressed man on TeeVee. 59 minutes ago
- Check that. I'm going to watch Quantum Leap all. goddamned. day. 1 hour ago
- I plan to watch movies all. goddamned. day. 1 hour ago
- JESUS, MARTIN; I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET! 2 hours ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 1 week ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 4 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 4 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 2 months ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Tag Archives: Rants
Seriously, it doesn’t have to be this difficult
I heard something in passing a few days ago that I didn’t think much of at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more it festered. I heard someone say that women are not permitted to participate … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants
Tagged equal rights, everyone is the same, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
20 Comments
I can’t be the only one thinking this…
Okay, technically, I suppose I can be the only one thinking this, as many of the times I claim not to be, I am. Suss THAT out for a soliloquy, Shakespeare! Anyway, take a good look at this tyyyyyooooob of … Continue reading
UR DOIN IT RONG ALSO
You know, it’s unusual for me to get this upset about something I see on effbook status updates. I mean, there’s a *reason* I don’t do effbook very much anymore, and the sheer number of idiots posting shite that makes … Continue reading
Fuck You, SaskTel. It’s a fucking emergency.
“It’s unfortunate that your elderly grandmother lives in an area where there are no technicians to go and check on her phone line, but we have a ticket written out for her for first thing Monday. If she’d like a … Continue reading
Gran Turismo
I have now accepted that I am rapidly approaching the “GET OFF MY LAWN!” stage of Old Fartedness. High school kids have parties across the street from our house, and I think, “well, it won’t be long until one of … Continue reading
I owe you. All of you.
You want to know what teachers make? If you haven’t heard yet, teachers in SK are looking at job action because their union’s negotiations are not going well. Teachers in the province have been without a contract for a shameful … Continue reading
Posted in education, piss in your eye, Porblems
Tagged breaks my heart, equal rights, Rants
32 Comments
Doubleyou Pee Doubleyou Tee Eff
In the desert. Internet is spotty. There may be lepers nearby. Yes, I meant lepers and not leopards. There aren’t any leopards in this desert. Except maybe for some at the zoo. I don’t even know if there are lepers … Continue reading
Just leave a couple of twenties on the bedstand before you leave
I got a Very Special Communique today. It was from Human Resources Development Canada. The Guvviment of Canada has taken this opportunity to inform me that my youngest child has attained the age of six years. DO YOU KNOW WHAT … Continue reading
UR doin it rong
I’m sure this will come as a surprise to none of you, particularly those of you who have been involved in sporting activities with your children. Specifically, team sports. But I just had the kind of experience that makes me … Continue reading
I don’t think this word means what you think it means
I’m totally in support of Reverse Racism. Particularly if “Reverse” is a verb and not an adjective. Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Just Wrong, Rants
Tagged dirt in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
5 Comments
