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- True or False, y'all: Chez Relaxo is magic. 56 minutes ago
- Screw Grapes. Albert the Hologram is the best dressed man on TeeVee. 57 minutes ago
- Check that. I'm going to watch Quantum Leap all. goddamned. day. 1 hour ago
- I plan to watch movies all. goddamned. day. 1 hour ago
- JESUS, MARTIN; I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET! 2 hours ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 1 week ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 4 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 4 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 2 months ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Tag Archives: piss in your eye
UR DOIN IT RONG ALSO
You know, it’s unusual for me to get this upset about something I see on effbook status updates. I mean, there’s a *reason* I don’t do effbook very much anymore, and the sheer number of idiots posting shite that makes … Continue reading
Gossip
I’ve just learned how to gossip. I mean, not *just* now; in the last few months. I was never much for gossip when I was pupating, because I didn’t really get the point. I guess I still don’t…not *really*…I mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Books, piss in your eye, Reviews
Tagged Advice, critique, everyone is the same, piss in your eye
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It’s just a thing I don’t do
You know when the phone rings and you answer the phone and there’s nobody on the phone so you say ‘hello?’ and wait for someone to answer you on the phone, even though they rang you and should be waiting … Continue reading
But I love him
I had a strange childhood. A wonderful upbringing, all things considered. My parents didn’t neglect me nearly as much as the parents in Mad Men neglected their children, which is probably a Good Thing (and explains rather a lot about … Continue reading
Posted in piss in your eye, When There's Weather
Tagged piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes
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It’s time
Yours Truly is just going to have to apologise now for pretty much everything that may or may not come out of her mouth or issue from her fingers in the next little while. You see, I’m planning to shiv … Continue reading
I have been forcibly ungruntled.
Yours Truly discovered Tuesday, quite by accident, that her favourite (and only) family doctor is closing up shop to take on a new career in surgery. This is fabulous news for him, and poopifying news for Yours Truly. Our family … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants
Tagged health care, piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
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to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
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Sensitivity Training
Every year, hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent in elementary, middle, and high schools, for specialists to try to teach children to be better humans. School is more than just learning your multiplication tables and parts of speech (and … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, When There's Weather
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
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Gender bias
So I’ve run into this a shocking number of times recently, and it’s really starting to piss me off. In all of the correspondence for football, and in much of the correspondence for hockey, people talk about “your son” this … Continue reading
Posted in piss in your eye, Rants, Sad
Tagged crossing the line, gender identity, piss in your eye, Rants
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But what’s wrong with nipples?
Dude. The title is *totally* misleading. This post isn’t only about nipples *at all*. Etymologically, the word “pornography” means “one who writes about prostitutes”. In modern translation, it means Naughty Naughty pictures. People are Very Upset about pornography. I think … Continue reading
