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- Yes. It takes at least a day. 1 hour ago
- "Does it take much time to learn the 'wayofthevampire'?" 1 hour ago
- Twitter, ALWAYS take my advice. 1 hour ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 6 days ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 3 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 3 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 1 month ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Tag Archives: everyone is the same
Does it make you uncomfortable?
I once had my heart broken by a redhead. It was a season of madness, during the season of madness that steals through your life in your mid-twenties, if you’re fortunate; never if you’re not. The sort of madness that … Continue reading
to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
15 Comments
Eff Ar Ee Ee Dee Oh Em
I wish Ezra Levant would stick to writing stuff rather than flapping his gums. I never really realised how much I can’t stand that guy and his reductio ad absurdum arguments until today*. But this is a good thing! Because … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics
Tagged Canadian Politics, everyone is the same, Government
5 Comments
Sensitivity Training
Every year, hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent in elementary, middle, and high schools, for specialists to try to teach children to be better humans. School is more than just learning your multiplication tables and parts of speech (and … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, When There's Weather
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
26 Comments
http://www.tera.ca
Imagine my surprise (and shame at not having known this before) to have learned that courts in Canada have been overturning decisions in which women have been charged with public indecency for being topless, since 1996! The website mentioned up … Continue reading
And another thing
This article from CBC about an horrific sexual assault perpetrated by someone who broke in to the woman’s home while she was napping on the couch is terrible. But there’s something I don’t like about it, aside from the nature … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Just Wrong, Porblems, Rants
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, Rants
25 Comments
Smarten up
If I could take you by the ear and drag you around the block a few times, I would. No, not YOU. YOU’RE awesome. I mean that twit. The twit who insists on driving in the bike lane. You see, … Continue reading
It sounds counterintuitive
*If you don’t want to read religious stuff, go ahead and skip to the last line. We should not only give thanks for the Good Things we experience and receive; we ought also to give thanks for adversity and hardship, … Continue reading
I can’t believe I forgot to mention this
Neil Gaiman! One thing I forgot to mention last night as we were chatting in The Loft is that you’re my International Literary Boyfriend!! Can you imagine that I forgot that!? Pffft. It’s silly, is what it is. But after … Continue reading
It Has Left a Lasting Impression
Mister Sexy said he would NOT wear tight-fitting shirts and talk in an Irish accent if I didn’t read John Irving’s A Prayer for Owen Meany . It’s a decision I do not regret. And for more reasons than seeing Mister Sexy … Continue reading
