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- The Pukes - 2; The Nipper - 0. Awesome. 1 hour ago
- Which is pretty close to midwife, if you think about it. 4 hours ago
- Or would that be a MYWF 4 hours ago
- Or rather, a MYLF 4 hours ago
- I want to be a MILF. 4 hours ago
Pope Batman
- @mmrilla Um. AND CONFESS. Because I'm the fucking pope. 4 hours ago
- @mmrilla I'll get off your roof when you STOP DOING CRIMES. 4 hours ago
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 14 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 14 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 1 day ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 4 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 6 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 6 days ago
Tag Archives: everyone is the same
Gossip
I’ve just learned how to gossip. I mean, not *just* now; in the last few months. I was never much for gossip when I was pupating, because I didn’t really get the point. I guess I still don’t…not *really*…I mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Books, piss in your eye, Reviews
Tagged Advice, critique, everyone is the same, piss in your eye
4 Comments
This seems backward
The public health region has begun, in the recent past, to provide vaccines for Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) (or would that be ‘provide vaccines against HPV’?). HPV is a communicable virus (duh, cenobyte. “Virus” is in the name.) that can … Continue reading
Posted in Children, Just Wrong
Tagged equal rights, everyone is the same, Kids, poop in my cornflakes
5 Comments
Nomenclature
there are an awful lot of people marching and gathering together and trying to “take back the word ‘slut’”. They’re going on ‘slutwalks’ and they’re dressing like ‘sluts’. Why are they doing it? Because some dorkbrain of a cop managed … Continue reading
Another small truth
Is that when you *act* like a bigot, under the pretense of “trying to establish a fair playing field”, you become a bigot. I’m not talking about lampooning or being sarcastic or any of the other things we do at … Continue reading
It’s really not that big a deal
All of a sudden, people all over effbook are freaking out about the two-year-old story that Gary Goodyear, the Canadian Minister of Science, doesn’t believe in the theory of evolution. I think this is a bit of an odd turn. … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics, Rants
Tagged conspiracy theories, everyone is the same, Government, Politics
24 Comments
Some things do surprise me
Do you realise it’s been fewer than twenty years since Apartheid was officially abolished in South Africa? For a social studies project in elementary school in the 80s, I did a report about Apartheid. No one in my class had … Continue reading
Posted in education, Porblems, Something or other but True, The Captain, True Stories
Tagged equal rights, everyone is the same, Kids
2 Comments
Truer sentiment was never drawn
*I tried to find contact information for the artist, Amanda Russell, but was unsuccessful. She is the artist of the webcomic Head Trip, and you can find her website at http://headtrip.keenspot.com. This particular strip can be found here.
Does it make you uncomfortable?
I once had my heart broken by a redhead. It was a season of madness, during the season of madness that steals through your life in your mid-twenties, if you’re fortunate; never if you’re not. The sort of madness that … Continue reading
to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
15 Comments
Eff Ar Ee Ee Dee Oh Em
I wish Ezra Levant would stick to writing stuff rather than flapping his gums. I never really realised how much I can’t stand that guy and his reductio ad absurdum arguments until today*. But this is a good thing! Because … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics
Tagged Canadian Politics, everyone is the same, Government
5 Comments
