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- Yes. It takes at least a day. 1 hour ago
- "Does it take much time to learn the 'wayofthevampire'?" 1 hour ago
- Twitter, ALWAYS take my advice. 1 hour ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 6 days ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 3 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 3 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 1 month ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Tag Archives: Canadian Politics
It’s only going to sting for a moment
Are you sick of hearing about Canadian Politics yet? Gee. That’s too bad. Because I have something to say. That must surprise you. I would really like it if political reporting/spin/whatever would stop harping on something. And that something is … Continue reading
Please tell me
I’m not being facetious here: please tell me what is so threatening/frightening about a coalition government? I’ve heard a lot of people say that Canada needs to adopt a two-party system of governance so that we no longer have to … Continue reading
Blue Steel
I don’t think Stephen Harper looks like anybody other than Stephen Harper. My discovery of Michael Ignatieff’s true identity yesterday has me thinking about this. So I looked and looked and looked and just couldn’t find anyone who could match … Continue reading
You might be sick of it
But there’s a reason it keeps happening. And the reason it keeps happening isn’t because we have a minority government. It isn’t because the ubiquitous “They” are keeping Stephen Harper from doing his job. It’s because “They” don’t agree with … Continue reading
I wasn’t gonna
But I did. I want to remind you of something; an invaluable resource for people who like to muck about with political rhetoric: http://howdtheyvote.ca. I wasn’t gonna go and fart around in there, because nothing on God’s green earth is … Continue reading
Case in Point
Anyone not from central Canada should probably really pay attention to this article about Prime Minister Harper’s latest cabinet shuffle. Contrary to popular belief, a cabinet shuffle actually has very little to do with office equipment and redesigning your floor … Continue reading
Dear Guvviment
I’d just like you to know that there will be a test on this material at the end of your term. Please review carefully and make sure that you understand the questions before you begin to answer. Partial answers will … Continue reading
Compare and Contrast
We’re heading in to a Very Exciting Year, you and I. There will be both a Federal and a Provincial hellection in 2011. I know, I know, you say you don’t care much about politics, and that’s fine, I understand. … Continue reading
Eff Ar Ee Ee Dee Oh Em
I wish Ezra Levant would stick to writing stuff rather than flapping his gums. I never really realised how much I can’t stand that guy and his reductio ad absurdum arguments until today*. But this is a good thing! Because … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics
Tagged Canadian Politics, everyone is the same, Government
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When’s a door not a door?
So here’s the deal. A bunch of years ago, some shortsighted city-folk decided it’d be a Good Use of our money to create a massive database that served as a repository of information about law-abiding citizens. No, I don’t mean … Continue reading
