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twats
- Yes. It takes at least a day. 1 hour ago
- "Does it take much time to learn the 'wayofthevampire'?" 1 hour ago
- Twitter, ALWAYS take my advice. 1 hour ago
Pope Batman
- OMG you guys. Someone didn't come to confession. That's, like, a CRIME. 6 days ago
- @mmrilla That's a pretty dumb wish. Because I, like, fight crime ALL of the times. 1 month ago
- @lilypawz Dude. You got HAM at Easter? FFS. We had fish stew and these crappy buns. I'm'a bring Aquaman to your house next year. 1 month ago
- I mean, it's not like there's no precedent for having a bunch of criminals hanging around at Easter. 1 month ago
- So, for a change this Easter, I suggest we hunt for criminals instead of eggs. 1 month ago
Filthy Edna
- One thing you never do on a hot day is, you never give your arse-crack a good scratching just before serving pie. 3 weeks ago
- Lost my knickers in the rain barrel again. That neighbour boy's been flapping his blinds at me, too. 3 weeks ago
- I was scraping my bunions the other day, and it reminded me of the weekend in Cairo with Boutros Boutros-Ghali. The man had terrible feet. 1 month ago
- I've found that the smaller the pecker, the bigger the pecker-head. 2 months ago
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 2 months ago
Category Archives: Rants
It’s really not that big a deal
All of a sudden, people all over effbook are freaking out about the two-year-old story that Gary Goodyear, the Canadian Minister of Science, doesn’t believe in the theory of evolution. I think this is a bit of an odd turn. … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics, Rants
Tagged conspiracy theories, everyone is the same, Government, Politics
24 Comments
It’s time
Yours Truly is just going to have to apologise now for pretty much everything that may or may not come out of her mouth or issue from her fingers in the next little while. You see, I’m planning to shiv … Continue reading
Just leave a couple of twenties on the bedstand before you leave
I got a Very Special Communique today. It was from Human Resources Development Canada. The Guvviment of Canada has taken this opportunity to inform me that my youngest child has attained the age of six years. DO YOU KNOW WHAT … Continue reading
UR doin it rong
I’m sure this will come as a surprise to none of you, particularly those of you who have been involved in sporting activities with your children. Specifically, team sports. But I just had the kind of experience that makes me … Continue reading
I don’t think this word means what you think it means
I’m totally in support of Reverse Racism. Particularly if “Reverse” is a verb and not an adjective. Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Just Wrong, Rants
Tagged dirt in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
5 Comments
I don’t have the patience for this BS.
**cenobyte hereby warns you that what follows will most likely contain offensive language** What the fuck is wrong with being anti-war? Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with it? What is *wrong* with thinking it is WRONG to hurt one … Continue reading
Compare and Contrast
We’re heading in to a Very Exciting Year, you and I. There will be both a Federal and a Provincial hellection in 2011. I know, I know, you say you don’t care much about politics, and that’s fine, I understand. … Continue reading
I have been forcibly ungruntled.
Yours Truly discovered Tuesday, quite by accident, that her favourite (and only) family doctor is closing up shop to take on a new career in surgery. This is fabulous news for him, and poopifying news for Yours Truly. Our family … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants
Tagged health care, piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
10 Comments
to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
15 Comments
Eff Ar Ee Ee Dee Oh Em
I wish Ezra Levant would stick to writing stuff rather than flapping his gums. I never really realised how much I can’t stand that guy and his reductio ad absurdum arguments until today*. But this is a good thing! Because … Continue reading
Posted in Canadian Politics, Canadian Politics
Tagged Canadian Politics, everyone is the same, Government
5 Comments
