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- The Pukes - 2; The Nipper - 0. Awesome. 1 hour ago
- Which is pretty close to midwife, if you think about it. 5 hours ago
- Or would that be a MYWF 5 hours ago
- Or rather, a MYLF 5 hours ago
- I want to be a MILF. 5 hours ago
Pope Batman
- @mmrilla Um. AND CONFESS. Because I'm the fucking pope. 4 hours ago
- @mmrilla I'll get off your roof when you STOP DOING CRIMES. 4 hours ago
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 15 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 15 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 1 day ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 4 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 6 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 6 days ago
Category Archives: piss in your eye
Gossip
I’ve just learned how to gossip. I mean, not *just* now; in the last few months. I was never much for gossip when I was pupating, because I didn’t really get the point. I guess I still don’t…not *really*…I mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Books, piss in your eye, Reviews
Tagged Advice, critique, everyone is the same, piss in your eye
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It’s just a thing I don’t do
You know when the phone rings and you answer the phone and there’s nobody on the phone so you say ‘hello?’ and wait for someone to answer you on the phone, even though they rang you and should be waiting … Continue reading
I owe you. All of you.
You want to know what teachers make? If you haven’t heard yet, teachers in SK are looking at job action because their union’s negotiations are not going well. Teachers in the province have been without a contract for a shameful … Continue reading
Posted in education, piss in your eye, Porblems
Tagged breaks my heart, equal rights, Rants
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But I love him
I had a strange childhood. A wonderful upbringing, all things considered. My parents didn’t neglect me nearly as much as the parents in Mad Men neglected their children, which is probably a Good Thing (and explains rather a lot about … Continue reading
Posted in piss in your eye, When There's Weather
Tagged piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes
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I have been forcibly ungruntled.
Yours Truly discovered Tuesday, quite by accident, that her favourite (and only) family doctor is closing up shop to take on a new career in surgery. This is fabulous news for him, and poopifying news for Yours Truly. Our family … Continue reading
Posted in Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants
Tagged health care, piss in your eye, poop in my cornflakes, Rants
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to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
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With a side of gravy
Several years ago now, I was at a restaurant trendy with the University crowd I was peripherally involved with, and, as usual, could not finish my meal. One of the guests in our party said, ‘you’ll take that home, yes?”. … Continue reading
Sensitivity Training
Every year, hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent in elementary, middle, and high schools, for specialists to try to teach children to be better humans. School is more than just learning your multiplication tables and parts of speech (and … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, When There's Weather
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
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Yet Another Thing
Okay, so I think the real problem here is that Yours Truly has been watching daytime television. This is a Bad Plan. Because you know what? I think I’m beginning to understand something. And that something is that most of … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, When There's Weather
Tagged Advice, breaks my heart, Just Wrong, Rants
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Gender bias
So I’ve run into this a shocking number of times recently, and it’s really starting to piss me off. In all of the correspondence for football, and in much of the correspondence for hockey, people talk about “your son” this … Continue reading
Posted in piss in your eye, Rants, Sad
Tagged crossing the line, gender identity, piss in your eye, Rants
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