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- On an unrelated note, do anxiety disorders get worse over time? 47 minutes ago
- I am seriously reconsidering my inherent aversion to anxiety medication. 48 minutes ago
- “@CBCAlerts: Ottawa to pay \$20M/year for 4 years to launch surveillance . Telecoms to get some Bill C-30 costs covered #cdnpoli” 49 minutes ago
- For a year in the eighties my greatest ambition was to be Charlie Bucket's grandparents 3 hours ago
- For a year in the eighties my greatest ambition was to be Charlie Bucket's grandparents. 3 hours ago
Pope Batman
- Fffffuuuuuuuuu ...http://youtu.be/0PlwDbSYicM 1 day ago
- Yeah, um, that was the rage talking. I wouldn't *really* filet Aquaman. He'd be all gristly and shit. 4 days ago
- I'm totally going to serve Aquaman the fuck up for dinner if he doesn't stop whining about icebergs. 4 days ago
- @mmrilla Sadly, it's so true. 4 days ago
- Incidentally, @CanaDutchian is, like, the coolest dude ever invented. You should #FF him. Or whatever. 5 days ago
Filthy Edna
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 40 minutes ago
- Did I ever tell you how I got my collection of Red Rise figurines? Probably not. It's still classed as a state secret. 42 minutes ago
- He showed me with his pecker. 42 minutes ago
- I don't recall the actor's name any longer, but he sure showed me how far Molly's reach really went. 43 minutes ago
- But that man's mind was never very far away from the things people do when they think no-one is looking. Like watch The Beachcombers. 44 minutes ago
Category Archives: His Nibs
With
Fill these empty spaces These interstitial echoes of wheres we’ve been. Here is the crucible Opening before you, Incandescent. See this sandpaper scar, this winsome grin. Here are my arms Here my lips, parted Here is my short-gasped breath
To My Boyfriends
I love you all. You know that, because I tell you all the time. Buddy Holly, you were my first boyfriend. Coincidentally, you were also my first dead boyfriend. You know what? I’m not going to harp on little imperfections … Continue reading
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Old often means better (+PSA)
For instance, when oiling your hardwood floors, it is *much* better (and faster, actually) to just get down on your hands and knees and do it yourself by hand, rather than trying to use fancy “time and energy saving” products … Continue reading
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Why I Love My Inlaws
We were looking at photos as we burned them to disc for the in-laws. This is something we do once or twice a year, because we are nerds. And by ‘we’, I mean “me”. This photo, taken, as you can … Continue reading



