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- The Pukes - 2; The Nipper - 0. Awesome. 3 hours ago
- Which is pretty close to midwife, if you think about it. 6 hours ago
- Or would that be a MYWF 6 hours ago
- Or rather, a MYLF 6 hours ago
- I want to be a MILF. 6 hours ago
Pope Batman
- @mmrilla Um. AND CONFESS. Because I'm the fucking pope. 5 hours ago
- @mmrilla I'll get off your roof when you STOP DOING CRIMES. 5 hours ago
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 16 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 16 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 1 day ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 4 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 6 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 6 days ago
Category Archives: Everything Else Drawer
This Grey Day
You are running, dust flying from your hair. You leave it all behind. I cannot keep up. Or perhaps you are whirling, twisting and turning in circles, spinning so fast your fingers are a blur. I cannot catch you. Do … Continue reading
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Understudy
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Attitude/Platitude
There is a very fine line between attitudes and platitudes. That may well be the most clever thing I have ever written in my life. With the exception of that other super clever thing I wrote one time. Which I … Continue reading
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I drank chalk
It was frigging awesome. First, they gave me something “to put air in my belly”. “It’s a solid gas,” she said. “It will dissolve in your mouth,” she said (it didn’t. I was hoping for Pop Rocks, but it was … Continue reading
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Even if they don’t hear you on the ice
They usually hear you in the stands. I accidentally hollered “THE NEUTRAL ZONE IS NOT A HOT TUB!” because our players were a little dawdly in today’s game (which started out as 4-1 for, and ended up as 11-10 against … Continue reading
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Truism
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Pride
Hotel rooms make me think weird. Never mind the bloody *crippling* anxiety/panic attack I had yesterday for absolutely no reason (I was absolutely convinced that I was dying and ought to have called 911 so that His Nibs, returning from … Continue reading
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What the hell am I thinking?
So. Um. I may have accidentally signed up for National Novel Writing Month again. I’m pretty sure that if I manage to complete anything this month, it will be the thing I started in October, which is blatant cheatery. That … Continue reading
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It is decided
I will vote for whoever is going to fix the goddamned family medical practice system in this province. Seriously. I thought there were some *rules* here. Such as: if your doctor moves his/her practice, oughtn’t they TELL THEIR PATIENTS? FFS. … Continue reading
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Something Ends and Something Goes On
Tonight, I was at the rinkĀ for the first time since April. It made me incredibly sad, and I don’t know why, really. Partly because while I love doing stuff with the kids, and while their interests interest me, hockey is … Continue reading
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