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- [cotu] Your smile: I pulled back the curtain, but I don’t know what I expected to see. Nothing, I suppose. But s... http://t.co/EN1PoFtm 6 hours ago
- Ghosts, ghosts, and more ghosts. All in visitation, all striking poses. Yes, like on the cover of a magazine. 16 hours ago
- You wouldn't believe what the goddamned full moon does to this chick. 16 hours ago
- The Nipper: "My pants aren't working". 1 day ago
- Okay, news types. Madonna neither sang nor danced "all night". She lip-synced and bounced for about fifteen minutes. 1 day ago
Pope Batman
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 3 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 3 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 22 hours ago
- @joel_sopp @jantafrench @davedeibert tell that to Green Lantern. He says Yellow objects are evil... 1 day ago
- What's a nice way of saying "Get the fuck over it"? #Aquamanispouting 3 days ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 3 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 5 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 5 days ago
Category Archives: education
Sage Words of Advice
“I really really wish that it wasn’t just expected that boys are supposed to ask girls out on a date. Because all of the guys I know are super shy and are terrified of asking girls out on a date. … Continue reading
I owe you. All of you.
You want to know what teachers make? If you haven’t heard yet, teachers in SK are looking at job action because their union’s negotiations are not going well. Teachers in the province have been without a contract for a shameful … Continue reading
Posted in education, piss in your eye, Porblems
Tagged breaks my heart, equal rights, Rants
32 Comments
Some things do surprise me
Do you realise it’s been fewer than twenty years since Apartheid was officially abolished in South Africa? For a social studies project in elementary school in the 80s, I did a report about Apartheid. No one in my class had … Continue reading
Posted in education, Porblems, Something or other but True, The Captain, True Stories
Tagged equal rights, everyone is the same, Kids
2 Comments
to be or not to be
First, go read this story about some Very Unpopular Decisions the Saskatoon school division has just made. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Now. It’s a pretty dumb idea. It’s dumb because, like the whole “we won’t fail your kid because it … Continue reading
Posted in education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, Something or other but True
Tagged everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
15 Comments
I don’t know much
Yours Truly has, in the last few weeks/months, encountered several folks who have either taken advantage of established and emerging technology to produce their own books. I think this is a grand venture! As you know, Yours Truly works for … Continue reading
Sensitivity Training
Every year, hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent in elementary, middle, and high schools, for specialists to try to teach children to be better humans. School is more than just learning your multiplication tables and parts of speech (and … Continue reading
Posted in Bad Mojo, Children, education, Just Wrong, piss in your eye, Rants, Sad, When There's Weather
Tagged Bad Mojo, breaks my heart, everyone is the same, piss in your eye, Rants
26 Comments
When’s the WRONG age?
Remember how I said I was a radio nerd? And remember how I said that I always listen to the radio when I’m in the car? And remember how I said that some day, all their base would belong to … Continue reading
Why Vaginas are Awesome
Rilla suggested this as a bournal post topic, and I think it’s time to take her up on it. There are many reasons why vaginas are awesome, but first, let’s get some things straight, shall we? The entirety of a … Continue reading
FNUC
No, that’s not a typo. If you live in Saskatchewan (or probably, mostly anywhere in Western Canada), you’ll have heard about First Nations University of Canada (I feel I have to apologise for their HORRIBLE website – Coyote, can you … Continue reading
Lax Language, the Return of
A while back, I said something which I don’t entirely remember exactly what it was about not wanting to have the discussion about why writing the way people speak is not acceptable if the people doing the speaking are utter … Continue reading
