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- The Pukes - 2; The Nipper - 0. Awesome. 2 hours ago
- Which is pretty close to midwife, if you think about it. 5 hours ago
- Or would that be a MYWF 5 hours ago
- Or rather, a MYLF 5 hours ago
- I want to be a MILF. 5 hours ago
Pope Batman
- @mmrilla Um. AND CONFESS. Because I'm the fucking pope. 4 hours ago
- @mmrilla I'll get off your roof when you STOP DOING CRIMES. 4 hours ago
- But I stuffed these fancy robes full of straw and just shoved them in the closet with a tape recorder. I'll totally get back to you. 15 hours ago
- So, um, okay, here's the deal. There's, like, CRIMES happening, and I, you know, kind of fight that shit. So I'm'a be away for Batechism. 15 hours ago
- @JazzWhispers don't give it to Alfred. He'll turn it into goddamned fish. 1 day ago
Filthy Edna
- Normally, I wouldn't say anything bad about LBJ, but that man couldn't stay focussed long enough to strike a match, let alone pop a cherry. 4 days ago
- and speaking of the postman trying to break in to the biffy again, have I got a humdinger of a story about Kaiser Wilhelm. 4 days ago
- , but I'll tell you, if you're going to be bent over a sawhorse and reamed by anyone, you want it to be Jimmy Carter. 5 days ago
- More than once, really, but they only got one good take. Put poor Ron Jeremy to shame, that mule did. 6 days ago
- I should probably get a shot, though, now that I think about it. Pedro bit my nipple once. 6 days ago
Category Archives: Canadian Politics
The Trouble with Tri….al and Error
Let me just say that I am having a *great* deal of difficulty giving a damn about the election. “What election?” You might ask. That’s about how I feel about it, to be honest. In fact, I don’t even want … Continue reading
The Inevitable
You might not know this about me, but in a little under three weeks, I am going to be going to the Greater Metro Lumsden Downtown Core Community Hall to do some serious, *serious* civic duty. Hardcore civic duty. And … Continue reading
You might read it here, but what does that mean?
So, there’s this advert that’s run in at least one, possibly more Canadian newspapers. I’m not interested in posting the advert, but I’ll link to an article that talks about it. Understandably, a lot of people are Very Upset about … Continue reading
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Aw, shit.
“My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.” A letter to Canadians, from Jack Layton
Posted in Canadian Politics, Sad
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Do you find it surprising?
I find it surprising not at all that even though many people who support politically right-of-centre parties (such as our current government, senate, and supreme court) often say things like: “we need LESS government not MORE”, the governments they elected … Continue reading
You keep saying this word. I don’t think this word means what you think it means.
I’d like to kiss the Senate page who launched a protest calling for someone – everyone – to stop Prime Minister Harper. First of all, she’s got chutzpah for doing this thing, and I really admire that. Second, even though … Continue reading
Denouement
(n) denouement (the outcome of a complex sequence of events) Well. I don’t think I’ve been that excited about something I had pretty much no control over since Cory L. took us out to pull doughnuts on frozen sloughs one … Continue reading
I can’t help it. I’m excited.
No, I don’t think that my man smilin’ Jack and his party are going to form a majority in the next election. I’m just excited, okay? So I’ve been busy. A little. I made something for you. These are LOLJacks. … Continue reading
Unexpected
I was listening to the radio recently, and the host kept going on and on about how horrible it would be if the NDP actually formed the opposition, and how much WORSE it would be if they formed government. So … Continue reading
Venerated/Venereal
I think it’s hilarious that Venerated (as in His Most Venerated Holy Father Saint Whoever of Whatsit) and Venereal have the same root word (“veneris” – beauty/love). Considering the rash (snigger) of “breakup with Stephen Harper videos” that have been … Continue reading
