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- On an unrelated note, do anxiety disorders get worse over time? 43 minutes ago
- I am seriously reconsidering my inherent aversion to anxiety medication. 44 minutes ago
- “@CBCAlerts: Ottawa to pay \$20M/year for 4 years to launch surveillance . Telecoms to get some Bill C-30 costs covered #cdnpoli” 46 minutes ago
- For a year in the eighties my greatest ambition was to be Charlie Bucket's grandparents 3 hours ago
- For a year in the eighties my greatest ambition was to be Charlie Bucket's grandparents. 3 hours ago
Pope Batman
- Fffffuuuuuuuuu ...http://youtu.be/0PlwDbSYicM 1 day ago
- Yeah, um, that was the rage talking. I wouldn't *really* filet Aquaman. He'd be all gristly and shit. 4 days ago
- I'm totally going to serve Aquaman the fuck up for dinner if he doesn't stop whining about icebergs. 4 days ago
- @mmrilla Sadly, it's so true. 4 days ago
- Incidentally, @CanaDutchian is, like, the coolest dude ever invented. You should #FF him. Or whatever. 5 days ago
Filthy Edna
- Suffice it to say, I couldn't look at anything longer than it was wide for a year without hooting the theme from "Hinterland Who's Who". 37 minutes ago
- Did I ever tell you how I got my collection of Red Rise figurines? Probably not. It's still classed as a state secret. 38 minutes ago
- He showed me with his pecker. 39 minutes ago
- I don't recall the actor's name any longer, but he sure showed me how far Molly's reach really went. 39 minutes ago
- But that man's mind was never very far away from the things people do when they think no-one is looking. Like watch The Beachcombers. 41 minutes ago
Author Archives: cenobyte
It’s been a while
I don’t remember exactly when it was he told me how he felt, but after I knew, I couldn’t stop looking at him. I stole glances whenever I could. He lived further from me than many of my other friends, … Continue reading
Going Around with Girls
People always ask me, “what do you believe in?” Actually, they don’t. Not always. Sometimes, people ask me, “what do you believe in?” Or, if they’re persnickety about dangling participles, they might ask me, “In what do you believe?” I … Continue reading
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UR DOIN IT RONG ALSO
You know, it’s unusual for me to get this upset about something I see on effbook status updates. I mean, there’s a *reason* I don’t do effbook very much anymore, and the sheer number of idiots posting shite that makes … Continue reading
Away to me
In this dream I was running. The grass was the colour of deeply polished jade, and the sun had warmed the sidewalk enough that my bare feet were warm. I could smell the trees in leaf, the clover in the … Continue reading
Earworm
Hungry as an archway through which the troops have passed I stand in ruins behind you With your winter clothes, your broken sandal strap Take this longing from my tongue And all the useless things these hands have done Let … Continue reading
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The only light you’ll see
I wrote a note to The Captain’s teacher and vice principal today. Actually, I wrote the note yesterday, but guess who forgot to give it to his teacher until this morning? On my way to work, I got a call … Continue reading
Your smile
I pulled back the curtain, but I don’t know what I expected to see. Nothing, I suppose. But still, with the wishes I have made on a thousand eyelashes, on as many dull pennies found in the gutter, I wished. … Continue reading
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This Grey Day
You are running, dust flying from your hair. You leave it all behind. I cannot keep up. Or perhaps you are whirling, twisting and turning in circles, spinning so fast your fingers are a blur. I cannot catch you. Do … Continue reading
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Understudy
I bet you wish I was writing more, don’t you? Well. I sure wish I was writing more.
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