Treaty Claims

The following was delivered to the Office of HMQ cenobyte, in right of Saskatchewan:

We are having this treaty because The Nipper and The Captain want peace between each other. We will try to trade every day. We will trade cudlies [sic] and toys. If anybody hurts each other (meaning The Nipper and The Captain) the Treaty is over! If eather [sic] The Nipper or The Captain don’t like the deal we trade something else. Signed, The Nipper, The Captain.
Items traded this day: one cuddly dog for spinning walking with dinosaurs light

Thus endeth International Torment Your Brother Day.

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  6 comments for “Treaty Claims

  1. Silent Winged Coyote
    2 February 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Have they watched the Simpsons episode where Bart and all the neighbourhood kids declare war on Nelson, and in the end have to draft a peace treaty? Cuz that’s what it’s makin’ me think of.

    Herman is one messed up character.

  2. cenobyte
    2 February 2010 at 1:29 pm

    I dunno. I thought it was pretty good for two mostly-white kids who’ve not studied treaties yet in school.

  3. Silent Winged Coyote
    2 February 2010 at 1:29 pm

    As cute as that is …
    It’s also kinda fucked up in a Simpsonesque kind of way.

  4. Heather
    2 February 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Sure they’re not of some sort of Mennonite background? I like it!

    • 27 May 2010 at 11:13 pm

      Actually, kind of. Tangentially. I had a Mennonite nanny for the first six years of my life. My very first churchin’ was in the Mennonite church.

  5. cenobyte
    2 February 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Er, no. We don’t think the Simpsons is an appropriate program for kids.

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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