Treaty Claims

The following was delivered to the Office of HMQ cenobyte, in right of Saskatchewan:

We are having this treaty because The Nipper and The Captain want peace between each other. We will try to trade every day. We will trade cudlies [sic] and toys. If anybody hurts each other (meaning The Nipper and The Captain) the Treaty is over! If eather [sic] The Nipper or The Captain don’t like the deal we trade something else. Signed, The Nipper, The Captain.
Items traded this day: one cuddly dog for spinning walking with dinosaurs light

Thus endeth International Torment Your Brother Day.

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

6 Comments

  1. Have they watched the Simpsons episode where Bart and all the neighbourhood kids declare war on Nelson, and in the end have to draft a peace treaty? Cuz that’s what it’s makin’ me think of.

    Herman is one messed up character.

    1. Actually, kind of. Tangentially. I had a Mennonite nanny for the first six years of my life. My very first churchin’ was in the Mennonite church.

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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