Thus spake summer vacation: “eulogies”

Well, so far, my plan to stay in my jammies all day is kaiboshed. Mostly because I was uncomfortable in jammies. So I got dressed.

A little while ago, I wrote an eulogy for my friend the Rook. He got better. A couple of folks have requested this service. So. For the low-low price of a donation of your time, energy, or services to your favourite charity, I will write an eulogy for you, and I will post it here at the centre of the universe.

Just leave a comment letting me know which charity you chose, and I’ll whip something up by way of stuff I’d say at your funeral or seaside memorial service.

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

8 Comments

  1. No! Get back in the jammies. I shall send you tips on collecting the coolest, most comfortable, and whimsical jammies if you wish. Actually I have more jammies than grown up clothes. Thus is the life of a freelancer :)

    1. You know, I can only tolerate jammies for so long, really.
      The HUMONGOUS BOSOMS start to hurt if I don’t wear an industrial-strength bra, and the sleeping bras just don’t cut it. And by the time I get my bra on, I might as well put a shirt…and once I’ve put a shirt, I might as well just keep going. Although to be fair, the shirt usually comes off during the summer.

  2. Not sure if I require this service, but I was curious to hear your reaction to the fact that Book and Briar patch is closing, kinda figured there would be a rant to read…

    1. Nah, there’s no rant.

      I’ve known the bad news for just over a month.

      I think it’s sad, but I haven’t really any rants about it.

      Anyone want to start up a bookstore co-op in Regina?

    1. I have no idea.
      Presumably, incorporation as a co-op, a sizable investment to cover start-up costs, a suitable location, and connexions with book publishers.

    1. Yeah, but that’s the kicker, right?
      You can’t start up a business with zero to very little capital.

      There would have to be enough to cover rent, renovations, inventory purchase, materials, staff, etc.. That stuff doesn’t come cheap.

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