The Waggle Dance

I have a houseful of honey.

I am an apiator. An apiatrix

I have bees.

Okay, no matter how I say it, it just sounds weird.

As I was cleaning out the eaves today, on the hot hot roof in the hot hot sun…the glorious hot hot sun…I checked out the “fake” chimney we have over our bathroom. I say “fake” because it is attached to nothing. At one time, when our house boasted a woodburning stove, this chimney was functional. Now, it just looks pretty. I’d seen some bugs swarming around the chimney earlier this summer, and while I was up there, I took the opportunity to check it out.

Turns out they’re happy bumbly bees! Living in our fake chimney! Which means all I have to do is put a spigot on the chimney over the stove, and we’ll have FREE HONEY FOREVER!!!

It also explains all the dead bees I saw in the snow on our roof last year.

I’m torn between letting them be happy in there, all bee-ey and buzzey, and trying to find someone who’s skilled enough at relocating a hive of bees to do so. Advice?

I mean, they’re not *bothering* anyone. And their hive is in a disused chimney that’s closed off, so it’s not like they’re causing any damage….

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

8 Comments

  1. Leave’um be(e). It means the plants near you will do much better as they help polinate them, and really, they only get agressive if they’re fucked with. And they keep other critters out who may become a problem. You don’t see many wasps around a bee hive.

  2. I would look into what kind of potential damage they can do to wood. They’re nice in the chimney, but do you want an *attic* full of bees and damaged structure?
    If there’s no way they can grow their hive into your home, I say keep ’em.

    1. I’ve contacted the provincial apiatrist (did you know we had a provincial Bee Guy!!?? I didn’t!!!) to get his recommendation. I’d *like* to keep them, considering the only other varmints we have up there are bats and squirrels.

  3. …I thought I saw a comment from DK on here earlier, and now it’s gone…did I eff up and accidentally baleet your comment, DK? I seem to remember reading something about how you recommend against letting them Be(e)? Be(e)cause you had bees in your baseboards this summer? And they were Bothersome?

  4. It’s confusing, even for me, because I responded to one of your waggle posts that turned up on Facebook, only one of which originated here. I said we had bees in the wall of our basement and took extreme measures to get them out. We whacked all the bees we’d find buzzing or crawling around in the basement every morning. We poisoned them with Sevin from the outside and diatomacious (sp?) earth from the inside. Then we cut out the wallboard, scraped out the hive and scrubbed the walls till all trace of wax and wing was gone. The reason was this — the web site we consulted said that any material, honey, wax, dead bee bodies, will attract (a) other bees, who want in on the honeyfest (b) a variety of other insects, who want to gnaw on honey, comb wax, bee bodies, or whatever else they find lying in their path — like, a house and (c) rodents as well are attracted to honey and old beeswax. So, better safe than sorry. Even if some people can never remember which is better — safe, or sorry. We’re unbeed, and resting easier for it.

    But, you can baleet all the jarhax I ever renclep here and I won’t compwhine. There’s always plenty more where those came from.

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