The Trouble with Tri….al and Error

Let me just say that I am having a *great* deal of difficulty giving a damn about the election. “What election?” You might ask. That’s about how I feel about it, to be honest. In fact, I don’t even want to write about it. Which is really my way of saying “you might get a paragraph or two out of me, but you’re going to have to pull it out with frigging pincers”.

I don’t remember a more boring election. You might think that’s a bit of irony (in a way that is entirely unlike rain on your wedding day) if you’re the sort of person who figures *all* elections are boring. But picture the most boring thing ever invented and then make it less exciting. That’s about where we are.

My guess, although it’s just a stab in the dark, is that it has something to do with the fact that the leader of the NDP is a total dud and the SaskParty is becoming complacent. And not enough people take the Green Party seriously, and nobody wants the Liberals around. So here are my predictions: nothing is going to change significantly. Wait a minute. Does it ever?

Please go vote on the 7th. Make it exciting. Take maracas.

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

2 Comments

  1. I’m thinking about going to the polling booth nekkid. Just flop it around, maybe rub my junk on the ballot. See if I can’t write my X with my toes. I dunno, maybe sing a song the whole time. Don’t worry though, I’ll record the whole event if I do. And then everyone can enjoy my hairy fatness and freakin’ out the poor election workers. :)

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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