So I don’t want to toot my own horn here (yes I do. I really, really do. Toot! Toot! Toot!) but there’s this thing that happened recently (in the past week) that I’m a little excited about (SUPER excited about) and since I love you (I do!), I want to share it with you. Mum always said something like this might happen (she didn’t; she said “quit being such a smartass. Nobody likes a smartass.” But I think she might have been joking?).
Some people at CBC have let me write stuff for them.
I just feel like I need to say that again (remember, you’re reading the person who bought official CBC leggings): CBC have let me write stuff for them.
First, this happened: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/saskatchewan-flat-visitors-1.4801940
Then they were all, “OMG WHAT YOU ARE SO FUNNY” (it actually went more like “I’m not sure you’re as funny as you think you are, but you said something about bunnyhugs?”) and this happened: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/bunny-hug-point-counterpoint-1.4802617
Also, I need to tell you that I have no idea how that selfie came out that way. Someone asked me for a picture for a bio in a thing and I was at the office and hate having my photo taken so I just hammed it up. HAM IT IS, my friend. Ham. It. Is.
Also, then this happened: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/recycling-composting-regina-comedy-1.4810547