You know, I’m heartened by the news that somewhere in the world, you can’t be fired if you’re drunk. It’s a sign the world is moving in the right direction. And, I wish I’d had, many more resources when I was young that would teach me about things like boogers, smegma, and the seven diseases grown-ups get.
So this is the thing.
I am continually surprised to find out that I am a rather terrible communicator. I always thought I was, you know, kinda good at that. It’s been a fairly large part of what I consider to be my ‘calling’…or at the very least, one of the things about me I feel good about. Also, this is, apparently, International Oh Hey Is That A Shiny Thing Day.
Oh hey! Is that a shiny thing?!!
I thought about posting something on the Federal budget, but the thought police caught up with me and insisted I should instead eat a pile of salted peanuts. And so I did.
What’s your favourite colour?