Minus 26 isn’t cold

If you’re comparing it to absolute zero.

I didn’t get the ice laid down for our backyard rink, and all of this cold weather is really pissing me off because the kids could have been skating by now. I think next year I’ll have to lay out the rink the second week in November (the last time I did that, it didn’t freeze very well until the first week of December). Or just send the kids *across the street* to the town rink.

I hate to bring this up again, but it’s come to my attention that you haven’t heard about it yet. Rather than rehash something we’ve gone over again and again and again, I’ll just provide you with the link so you can go over the material at your leisure.

Also-too, I am *so ready* for a hot tub. And mukluk-wearing cabana boys feeding me peeled crepes grapes. And a sunlamp*.

Actually, peeled crepes sounds pretty interesting. That’d be, like, strawberries and whipped cream.


*Actually, upon further reflection, I don’t think it would be pleasant *at all* to have my cabana boys feed me a sunlamp. I always choke on the cord.

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

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