It’s time

Yours Truly is just going to have to apologise now for pretty much everything that may or may not come out of her mouth or issue from her fingers in the next little while. You see, I’m planning to shiv winter in the face and am really ramping up my plans for that. Here’s what I have so far:

1) Make prison shiv (See Note A)

2) Test prison shiv

3) Practice stabbing motion

4) Invite winter over (See Note B)

5) Cleanup & Evidence Removal (See Note C)

Notes:

A) Serve time Befriend a convict (conjugal visits?) Search YouTubes

B) Arcane Rite Contact Winter’s Publicist  Open the goddamned door

C) I swear to God if my basement floods, I’m building a dome over my yard so winter can’t get in AT ALL next year.

i make squee noises when you tell me stuff.

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