Actors (living) Edition:
1. My boyfriend, Johnny Depp. Or, as he likes me to call him, J. Or sometimes J.D., if we’re being silly. Johnny doesn’t mind that I have other boyfriends, because none of them is as famous as he is.
2. I’ve already mentioned Patrick Warburton, so let’s go with my other boyfriend Hugh Jackman. It’s a thing we have. He doesn’t tell his wife about me; I don’t let anyone take photographs of us together. It’s a pretty slick system.
3. Steve Carrell.
4. My on-again-off-again boyfriend Gary Oldman. Gary’s sensitive. He doesn’t like it when you say things like “Gary Oldman! Don’t you ever do your own laundry!??” We work through it.
5. Forrest Whitaker.