Author: cenobyte

cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

Natural Disasters are Bad Things

Yes. you read that right. Natural disasters are Bad Things. This is a well-known fact. They would not be called “Disasters” (natural or otherwise) if they were Good Things. But, and this may make me an Outcast in your books, I do not want to hear about Haiti. Haiti has been in need of assistance for DECADES. It’s been one… Read more →

Prorogue Mountain

I call this one, “Prorogue Mountain”. It’s about how one cowboy doesn’t think it’s right for the other cowboy to just ride off all willy-nilly into the sunset without so much as a handshake and a thank you, for TWO MONTHS, and how the other cowboy doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that. Some might say it’s an ALLEGORY. Other… Read more →

Back-a-gain

Ha! Did you see what I did, there? I said “Back-a-gain”, which is a pithy take on “bakugon”, which are overpriced, cheap, ridiculously silly collectible dolls action figures based on an over-budgeted, badly-written, ridiculously silly television programme. Brilliant. You may or may not be able to tell that Yours Truly spent some time in a toy store today. Want to… Read more →

Weekends are for mooks

Game 1 : Lions 2, Panthers 3. Lions outplayed the Panthers for the final two-thirds of the game, and some rather suspect officiating during the last minute of the game had one of the Lions’ assistant coaches a little hot under the collar. cenobyte has devised a plan by which the puck is substituted for one containing SUPER MAGNETS. Lions… Read more →

On the road again

I read this thing once, some kind of email meme, that started out: “You know you’re a hockey parent when…” and one of the lines in that email was, “the parents of your child’s friends think you’re kidding when you tell them that your child is available for a sleepover between April and September”. Sadly, this is no joke. My… Read more →

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