So I’ve always wanted to do an advice column. Not because I’m particularly good at giving advice, but because I often come across as being a know-it-all blowhard. I don’t mean to. I think it’s because I have Opinions. And Thoughts. And sometimes I kind of suck at being able to express those things without sounding like I’m giving advice. That being said, I do like working on problems, and sometimes it’s good to get another perspective. From that angle, I bring you this advice column, which currently has no advice in it. But if you’d like to ask me something, I’d really like to give you an answer.
Sometimes I’m flippant, sometimes I’m sincere, and sometimes I’m completely ridiculous. Just like you!
If you’d like some advice from the centre of the universe, or an opinion from a know-it-all, just send email to firstname.lastname@example.org and put “Advice Request” in the subject field. I’ll try to answer every question that comes my way. If you don’t want your question/answer posted on the blog, just let me know.
Also, I’m totally pencilling eyebrows on the cat after seeing this picture.