A Conversation with His Nibs

His Nibs: “Ummmm. Why is there a handful of blue nitrite surgical gloves in the pocket of your pants?”

me: “I have no idea, but was wondering where they went.”

His Nibs: “…”

me: “It seemed like a Good Idea when I was high on morphine, to grab a bunch of gloves from the hospital.”

His Nibs: “…”

me: “You know…Just In Case.”

His Nibs: “Huh.”

me: “What can I say? I was *really* high.”

His Nibs: “Evidently.”

cenobyte
cenobyte is a writer, editor, blogger, and super genius from Saskatchewan, Canada.

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